Sunday, February 26, 2012
He can lift all of the little pop-up pages in the “Where’s Spot?” book all by himself. D reads it to him and patiently waits while Z figures out how to clumsily open the pop-ups.
“No, that’s not Spot, that’s a lion under the stairs!”
So what if he also rips the pages as he’s lifting the pop-up doohickeys. A small price to pay for this child’s sheer genius, I’m telling you.
One thing he can’t do, hold his own bottle. Developmentally, he should be totally ready for this task. I even bought a special little holder (16 dollars!!) that you put on the outside of the bottle. But, nope.
In fact, the other day, I set him in his high chair and put the bottle with the holder in front of him on the tray and went across the room. Sure, he reached for the bottle, picked it up, and put it in his mouth. He just couldn’t figure out how to tilt the bottle to get the milk out. Eventually he got frustrated. Then he cried. I laughed.
Also, Zeke ate his first cracker today. Graham cracker, that is. All by himself. Genius. See the picture below.
No moral of the story today. Just the day-to-day of mom-ing.
Monday, February 20, 2012
Zeke caught a cold about a week ago (*ahem, I’m not naming names, but see my last blog entry). I noticed that he was wheezing on Friday, so we took him to the doctor. By Sunday, Z’s breathing was strained and rapid, though his spirits were remarkably high. I almost had a heart attack just listening to the little guy breathe in and out, raspy, high pitched noises accompanying each exhale. On Sunday night, the hubs conveniently left for California. Not his fault, just really crappy timing. I’d been in touch with the doctor that day, and we had an appointment first thing Monday morning.
When I put Zeke to bed that night, I was literally afraid he’d stop breathing in his sleep. I’m not exaggerating my level of maternal fear, although my brain knew that it was highly likely he was going to be okay, as the doctor hadn’t recommended a trip to the E.R. I decided to leave Zeke’s door open after strongly considering sleeping on the floor in his room next to his crib. He woke up crying twice, and both times, I leapt out of bed almost instantaneously. I held my crying wheezing baby in my arms until he finally relaxed and fell asleep, his head on my shoulder, snot dripping onto my pajamas, the hissing sound of his breathing steady (enough).
On Monday morning, we were back at the doctor’s office. We were sent to the hospital for x-rays of Zeke’s chest and a test for the virus called RSV. I never imagined how they might x-ray a baby’s chest, but the process was almost ludicrous. Zeke had to perch on this very strange contraption with his arms squashed up by his ears. Fortunately, a fellow blogger that I found using a google images search took a picture of her baby in the contraption. Check it out : http://raisingbabybee.blogspot.com/2008/06/chest-x-ray.html
The x-ray technicians were amazed at how calm-happy, really, Zeke was for most of the process, his arms squished up awkwardly by his ears, unable to move. Not to worry, he’s not completely docile, he finally got fussy during the second of two x-rays.
After completing the bizarre experience that was the chest x-ray, Zeke got to have a test for RSV. YAY! One thing Zeke is NOT keen on is having his nose messed with, as I imagine most babies aren’t. The nice people in the lab sucked the snot out of Zeke’s adorable, unsuspecting little nostrils. He protested, but briefly. Of course, when we snot-suck him at home, you’d think we are literally murdering the little guy the way he screams.
By mid-day we’d received the phone call that Zeke tested positive for RSV, and that there was fluid in his lower right lung. Zeke and I went to the pharmacy and filled his prescription for amoxicillin.
It’s strange. Even though Zeke is the essence of life and joy, he reminds me that life is so impermanent. It’s not to say that I was actually worried for Zeke’s life with the pneumonia. But I am terrified in general that something bad will happen to him. It’s his very being, his very existence that somehow bespeaks my own sense of mortality. It’s the intensity, the vastness of the love I feel for this tiny person…the reality that his life is as significant and insignificant as any other. He is not immune.
Yesterday, a local radio station did a fundraiser for the Children’s Hospital of Denver. I tuned in to hear one mom’s story of her baby who underwent multiple stints at Children’s Hospital. His name was Able. Able struggled with a disease that caused internal bleeding. This mother stood at the side of her baby’s hospital bed, gently stroking his head while he bled from his nose, a result of just one of the sights of bleeding in his body. She told him that it was okay, he could go if that’s what he needed.
I have to catch my breath as I hear Able’s mom in my head. No mother should ever have to endure that kind of hell, and yet it happens all the time. The truth is, when I hear her story, I am at once profoundly sad for her, but uneasy with the knowledge that it could just as easily been us. Despite the odds, Able survived.
Here’s the thing, though. This fear that I have about my own child is totally useless. I don’t think it helps me parent him better. If anything, it gets in our way. It hinders my ability to be an “in-the-moment” parent.
Strangely, as I was writing this I stumbled on an article written by Katie Granju on Babble.com (an awesome website for parents, by the by). She had this to say, “I now understand at a cellular level in a way I never did before that so much of what happens to the people I love — even my own babies — is utterly beyond my control.”
Friday, February 10, 2012
First of all, said lovely neighbor’s kid (she really is nice and may the lord strike me down for writing all of this) had a productive, hacking cough. Awesome. The hostess was nice enough to put out all kinds of kid-friendly snacks for the toddlers and moms. One such snack was a bowl of popcorn into which the hands of the hacking toddler went, repeatedly. My favorite part of the snacking experience was when hacking toddler felt she wanted to eat her popcorn with a spoon. Spoon to mouth, spoon to community bowl. Spoon to mouth, spoon to community bowl. Delicious. Suffice it to say that I did not indulge in the offerings, and thank goodness Z is still too little.
The real kicker was the discussion of sleep. At least 3 of the 5 moms had regular night-wakers. I’d like to remind you that these babies were AT LEAST 8 months older than our little guy. I don’t even think I can put into words the horror I felt at the prospect of losing out on sleep for yet another year! One of the moms with a 20 month old said she literally hadn’t had a good night’s sleep in 3 years. With her pregnancy she was up in the night throwing up, and then everyone knows what the first 6 months are like, but her first six months extended into the first two years. Call me smug, but I HAVE to believe that there is something these parents are either doing or not doing with regard to sleep to be living in such misery. Again, God strike me down now. If there’s one thing I’ve learned so far about parenting it is, “judge ye not” until you walk a mile in so-and-so’s shoes. And yet here I am, doing it.
I’m not at all saying that these mamas deserve the sleeplessness that they’re getting, but I’m saying that there are methodologies out there to help your child sleep that actually work, right??? Please tell me I’m right about this. Another one of the moms told me that they’d tried sleep training 5 times with their LO but to no avail. Define tried. Seriously, I am terrified. I know that there are many, many worse possible scenarios with regard to babies, but sleeping affects quality of life so directly. Affects, effects- it does both!
Clearly, I’ve worked myself into a proper tizzy, and I’ve made these Mom’s respective sleep problems all about me.
I forgot to mention that we’ve been SO lucky of late with sleep and Z. (I know I’m jinxing it right now.) After hitting the wall, I scoured the internet, read several books, and we found a method that resonated with me and D. And so, we did some difficult but so far (knock on wood) well worth-it sleep training, and Z has been sleeping through the night. After experiencing life with adequate amounts of sleep for the last 2 weeks (woohoo!) I cannot imagine going back. Sure, I understand that Z will have some needs in the middle of the night as he moves through his childhood. Awesome- that’s what I signed up for. But, and I do have a big butt (that one never gets old and it’s so true!), endless exhaustion just makes life feel really difficult.
So, to turn it back around, I am wishing the moms and dads who have lost 3+ years worth of sleep some respite in the very near future. And I am *praying* (invoking G again here, sorry) that D and I do not find ourselves in that boat a few years down the road. I am also recognizing that there are worse boats.
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Nothing like a little norovirus or rotovirus, or whatever the hell it was, to get those last pesky little prego- pounds gone.
I’ll spare you the gory details, but the hubbers and I have decided that our LO is either super tough, or he didn’t get hit as hard with this nasty stomach flu as we did. He was sick on Sunday. Of course we knew something was awry as he doesn’t usually upchuck entire bottles worth of food, but he didn’t seem to be in terrible spirits. When the second bottle of the day came pouring out of all orifices, nose included (I had to give you some gory details), we called Z’s doc. to see if we needed to take any special precautions.
Wait, who am I kidding? I called the doc. after throw-up episode number 1, he just didn’t get my message until late in the day due to cell phone malfunction. Harumph. Suspect.
Anyhow, we went about our Sunday as planned, and Z seemed to be holding up just fine, playing and smiling as usual. By Monday, he was pretty much back to his usual self, keeping food down and having solid poops. Yes, I said poop. It’s amazing how much attention you pay to your baby’s poo. Or, it could be that the hubs and I might have a heightened fascination with the stuff as we find ourselves carefully examining the contents of LO’s diapers on a fairly regular basis. Said contents then evoke several minutes worth of discussion. Ahhh, the sweet romance of it all.
In contrast to my son’s ever-so-pleasant reaction to the nasties, I thought death might be a welcome relief from the violent nausea, puke, and dry heaves I was experiencing. OMG- I just can’t stay away from the gory details, and besides, I love all of the euphemisms for the word vomit. I was literally writhing on the bathroom floor, and when D got home, I did not hesitate to share my misery.
Thank GOD I suddenly got sick when our sitter was here- I was actually supposed to go to the gym. Although I never would have had her over when I thought a virus was in the house, she was here anyway, and it would’ve been very interesting writhing on the bathroom floor, praying to the porcelain gods, while taking care of baby. As the hubs had a later onset of the illness, he was able to come home from work early and relieve our sitter, put LO to bed, run to the store and by some pepto-bismol (which he preemptively took), and toss an extra quilt on the bed for me as I was suffering from hot/cold shivers. All the while, (in case you forgot), I’m dry heaving and moaning loudly.
If my baby son felt anything like I did, I cannot believe we didn’t hear more about it. This experience has seriously made me question my pain tolerance. I did, after all, plan a natural birth, and upon arriving at the hospital scream like a banchee for an epidural. Perhaps that’s neither here nor there, but still.
Hubs got sick, too, though his symptoms weren’t quite as intense. He didn’t throw up, but his other end wasn’t too happy. I bet he’ll love that I just shared intimate details about his “other end” on a public website. To make it fair, neither of my ends were doin’ too well on Monday.
Again, we were both thanking our lucky stars that Z slept all the way through the night on Monday.
There is no real moral to this story other than the fact that I think we seriously lucked out in the temperament department with our child. *I’m saying a silent prayer that I don’t eat my words some day. We can also count our lucky stars that while the illness was violent, it was very short lived, and here we all are, happy and healthy once more.
Wash your hands lots this season! There. That’s the moral.